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Pictorial Jokes and funny cartoon pictures

Veena Malik denies being an ISI agent !

Early, this year, a complaint against Veena Malik’s semi nude photograph published in an Indian magazine with an ISI tattoo on hand has brought her back in news. An FIR from Mahidul Hassan, the imam of mosque in Jamia Nagar,Delhi alleges Malik of hurting public sentiments because of her semi-nude photo on the cover page of a magazine and also claiming her to be staying in India for spying for ISI. Delhi Police on 14th February’2012 told the court probing progress on the complaint that Veena Malik had denied all allegations and has declared that her photo was worked – upon by the magazine company and that she has not posed nude. Also she denied any relation with Pakistani Intelligence, ISI. Detailed hearing on the matter is scheduled on March 2nd this year!

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Well,controversies around Bollywood stars and strugglers always create a hype thereby keeping them remembered and also helps them get work in the showbiz. The controversial magazine photograph where she is seen posing almost nude with an ISI tattoo on her arm has surely got her back in limelight after Big Boss 4 and has given her some Bollywood Item numbers. So far it has helped her and time will let us know if this publicity stunt ends of costing her career in Bollywood.

Raj Thackeray’s Answer on Uncle Bal Thackeray’s Offer!

 

 

In a recent interview , Sena Supremo Bal Thackeray had made an open offer to rebel nephew , Raj Thackeray also the Supremo of  MNS (another Sena, split out of Shiv Sena) to take a first step ahead and he is open to accept Raj back in Shiv Sena. The doors of Shiv Sena are always open for Raj provided he initiates.

Answering this Raj opened his heart out saying he could walk 100 steps for his uncle Bal Thackeray whom he claimed still respects very much and also declared his grudge against  the functioning of Uddhav Thackeray , the son of the Shiv Sena Supremo and other Sena leaders! He explained about his services in Shiv Sena were only limited to addressing rallies prior to elections while key jobs were handled by others.

Well, this is not a hidden fact that Uddhav and Raj never got along with each other and hence it was Raj who had to take a call, either to be in the Shiv Sena and keep doing as being told or leave politics . However, he had other things in mind and hence floated his own party. The Unique Selling Point of the new party remained the same as the Sena’s where love for state of Maharashtra and Marathis were highlighted. The only difference was Shiv Sena with the advent of time since birth had become a little diplomatic as they had tied – up with national level parties while the new Sena , being a new – born baby and desperate to make its presence felt , has been aggressive towards portraying as a party just for Marathis.

Raj Thackeray has been following the footsteps of his uncle exactly , so far hence more than other opponent political parties , it’s the MNS which is becoming a bigger challenge for Shiv Sena as both share the common vote-bank of Marathi Manus.

Obama urges American companies not to recruit skilled labour from India and China!

American President Barrack Obama has insisted US Companies not to hire skilled labours from India and China in fields of science , technology and engineering instead create jobs for people of the country. He has also promised incentives to companies willing to follow his appeal. He has plans all set for the same where he wishes to reward quality teachers. He insisted schools should give teaching just not for preparing for tests but for knowledge. 

This is the most a President can do and he indeed is. Not sure about China but in India , the level of education may or may not be very high but the pressure of the same remains very high from the very moment a kid starts going to kindergartens. Curriculum books are forced deep inside the bones of even the worst of a student and out of them come out the chosen engineers , doctors and scientists. Surely India would never cease to keep producing highly educated professionals because getting  jobs and settling down in the USA, UK or Australia is among common dreams of  Indians. Somehow we Indians are in love with Dollars and would chase any standards set to reach up to the level.

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Sena Supremo Bal Thackeray Still Open To Accept Raj Thackeray back in Sena!

Shiv Sena Supremo Bal Thackeray hinted about his open arms for nephew Raj Thackeray back in Shiv Sena provided Raj initiates the move. Also the Sena Supremo admitted that Marathi Manus votes are getting distributed between MNS and Shiv Sena because their split.

Well, it does not seem Raj Thackeray will ever get back to Sena.In fact he has already walked few steps ahead successfully with MNS, now being considered a strong political party throughout Maharashtra, within few years. However, the fact for now remains that the new baby born out of the Sena is making the Sena weak by eating up considerable number of Marathi Manus Votes of the Sena. In the process , its the NCP and Congress which are becoming stronger.

Politics on the basis of religion , caste and state is getting weaker in urban cities of India, thanks to the minimum level of literacy in these areas however a great part of India is still rural and easily gets influenced by all the political parties who under the blanket of  well-wishers of particular religion ,caste or state , keep the flame of divide and rule alive throughout the nation.

JDU MLA Shyambahadur Singh again captured in camera,dancing with a girl!

Fresh controversy aired up for Janata Dal (United)  and its MLA Shyambahadur Singh after TV channels aired a footage showing the MLA dancing with a girl in some marriage ceremony he attended on February 8th 2012.

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When enquired the MLA confirmed his presence and the dance in the function and also conveyed the message that it was no bar -girl but just a performer who danced with and it is a way of expressing happiness by elders.
However in March 2010 he was the same MLA who faced criticisms from the party and media when a footage was aired showing him performing ‘vulgar dance’ with bar dancers.The incident took place at MLA’s house in Patna when Maha Dalit rally was organized by Janata Dal United. Hence time Mr Singh was bold enough to counter-attack by clarifying this time it was not a bar girl he was dancing with!

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Well, seems like Mr MLA never misses an opportunity to shake his legs and in the process the image of the JDU party shakes along with! This time however, he should be given benefit of doubt as it was a marriage function and being a political leader does not mean one does not have a personal life.

Army Chief Withdraws his plea!

 

 

Finally,Official Date Of Birth Decided !

General Singh’s lawyer Puneet Bali, confirmed today that the petition from General V K Singh was withdrawn as the Army Chief was fighting for his honour and integrity and not for extention of his service tenure and the dignity has been restored.
Earlier today, the Supreme Court directed General V K Singh to accept May 10, 1950 as his date of birth and asked him to withdraw his plea failing which the court would pass an order on it. General Singh’s date of birth in Union Public Service Commission (UPSC) records is May 10, 1950 while his matriculation certificate has 1951 as the year of birth. The court told the General that the UPSC document was the most relevant document for recognition of age.
The apex court said that the recognition of General Singh’s date of birth as May 10, 1950 by the Army does not suffer from perversity and is not grossly erroneous. The judges asked General Singh why he did not get his date of birth corrected with the UPSC that had recorded it as May 10, 1950 and why did he fill up the Indian Military Academy form mentioning his date of birth as May 10, 1950 ?
The bench pointed out that all documents at threshold when General Singh joined the NDA and the IMA recorded his date of birth as May 10, 1950, which the Defence Ministry maintains is the official records. Observing that all threshold documents show his date of birth as May 10, 1950, the judges said that it was clear from voluminous documents that General Singh’s date of birth as May 10, 1951, but the question was that in primary documents it was May, 10 1950 and it would be taken as a final date for service matters.

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Well, the matter has finally been resolved with the General taking plea back and also it should give a lesson to the Indian Military to crosscheck documents to avoid confusions leading to legal battle and world-level mockery!

 

Paint Blue,Get Tax Cuts- Kolkata ?

West Bengal Chief Minister , Mamata Banerjee is all set to grab the name of Blue City for Kolkata . Almost everything would turn blue, the roads , the flyovers, the trees and the cabs which were traditionally yellow! The popular Writer’s Building which cannot be changed from Red is covered by Glowing  Blue Light all around it, at night. The initiative does not stop here, the Kolkata Municipal Corporation plans to give tax benefits for those who paint their homes blue!

Well, uniformity of a particular colour , spread over a large area surely amazes the eyes and hopefully with the new Chief Minister Kolkata and West Bengal not only starts looking  beautiful from outside but from inside as well with chances for industries to flourish once again, in Ex-Capital of the nation(under the British Regime)!